Alright, I finally figured this messenger thing out, and i just know my kids are going to drive me crazy on this thing. I should probably get a new phone, one with a QWERTY keyboard, the way it is now it takes me five minutes to type out a simple phrase. We'll see what happens before I shut everything off and crawl under a rock.

 

 

Wow, haven't been here in a while. I wonder if anyone is still alive? Not much happened over the summer, I went on a little trip, someplace with sand. I got a good sunburn, saw some intresting 'summer wear'. Pretty much didn't do much this summer, I wanted to take the kids to the coast-didn't get to do that. I also wanted to take them to the seqouia forest-didn't get to do that either. There gonna be to old to enjoy my little adventures soon. My daughter started Junior High yesterday. I expect she'll be married and living with her degenerate boyfreind by October-ish. Well, I gotta lot to catch up on...so better get to it.

 

 

Alright, as promised I'm throwing up some pics of me and the kids, The girl is Kaetlyn, and the boy is Connor, and of course the dude is me.

I'm not your conventional father. I like for my kids to have adventure and excitement, so when we have time I take them somewhere and we get lost. It hasn't ever dawned on them that I always get them home, they just think I have a bad sense of direction. Even after I teach them how to follow the constellations to find north and south. But they always have fun with dear ole dad. This summer I'm taking them into the far western hills of California to do some Geo-caching. It oughta be cool for some good scary camping trips.

It's been awhile since I was this tired. I just pulled a couple of all nighters at work with basically no down time in between. I'm too old for this kinda crap! Sure when I was twentysomething, working sixteen hours was nothing, now my back hurts and my sleep schedule is all squirrely. So here I am, it's 0930 and I'm ready for bed, I gotta couple days off and I just wanna sleep....but, if I go to sleep then I'll just be up at night, so I have to stay awake, if I go to bed at 8pm that'll be around twentyfour hours or so, I'll sleep good tonight and be back on track for thursday, when I go back to my regularly scheduled program, (already in progress). Got my extra strength cup-a-joe, some high sugar content candy and I'm ready to stay awake!!! 

 

 

 

 

Now I'm bored.

 

Ooooooohhhh. I just got a picture on my cell phone from my girlfreind, she must be having a sale...all her clothes are HALF OFF!!!!

Now I know how I'm gonna stay awake.....dah da da daaaa! QnA!!!!! Yeeaaahhhh!!!! (Girlfreind doesn't get off till five)

 

 

 

 

 

What is it with people and inclement weather? It gets a little icy and a little wet and people on the freeway lose their freakin minds. I drive fifty miles to get to work, and right after the storm blew through last night, I counted nearly twenty accidents, most of them were single cars driving off the road and bouncing through a ditch. It's like they never seen ice before. And then this morning on my way south, it snowed a little bit and then there was some freezing rain. You would have thought there was an Earth shattering apacolyptic event they way some people were driving. Some people slowed down below 50mph, and others were doing 85. I though I was gonna get killed. It wasn't even a lot of snow, it didn't even accumulate. A decade ago I lived in Maryland, and I drove on the beltway everyday to get to work, about thirty miles one way. The snow on the beltway would be so deep that you couldn't even see the road, and then it would just pack down. Everybody would do about 60, you couldn't even tell if you were in a lane. You were just driving on a flat spot, and you didn't tap your brakes for nothin, cause if you did, there would be a thousand car pileup.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

here it is, one outstanding sandwich:

 

-Multi-grain bread

-blackforest peppercorn ham, sliced thin  (lots of this)

-hot asparagus

-jalapenoes

-swiss and monteray cheese

-sourcream

 

I made this myself, im so proud.

ususally i go to subway for a sandwich, i get a footlong and promise myself i wont eat the whole thing in one sitting, and of course i always fail. Their sandwiches are so good... i don't care if they are healthy or not. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well I'm finally doing another update. This time I'm putting another album in. These are all pictures I took on my cell phone traveling in the northern Sacramento Valley, mostly on I-5 and Hwy 20. And most of them were taken at 70 MPH or better. I love the camera phone, but if your gonna do it, you should practice first.

 

 

GREAT, GREEN GOBS OF GREASY, GRIMY GOPHER GUTS (2)
(Tom Glazer)

CHO: Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, itty bitty birdie feet.
Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
And me without a spoon.

Some people eat hamburger meat while others like potatoes,
And some must chew their Irish stew along with ripe tomatoes.
I can't understand why in ev'ry land, they serve such peculiar dishes.
For wherever I go, they always say "No!" when I tell them what my wish is.
I scream for ... (Chorus)

I can pay my way in a French café which is big and quite expensive,
Where the diners dine and the wine is fine, but I'm always apprehensive.
When the menu comes, I twiddle my thumbs at the list of fancy dishes:
Caviar and steaks, champagne and cake, is never what my wish is.
I beg for ... (Chorus)

In the life to come, I intend to hum this hymn to old Saint Peter:
I won't need much, when my harp I touch, and become a heavenly eater.
I won't ask for money or milk and honey, and my voice will never falter
While the trumpets blare on the Golden Stair as I stand at the Shining Altar.
I yell for ... (Chorus)

(Tag:) And me without a spoon! Yuck!
copyright Tom Glazer

 

 

             

           I had a weird dream the other day, but I guess all dreams are supposed to be weird. This one is weird mostly because I remember it.

It started out with me getting chased by two morbidly obese assassins. Who the hell would hire an assassin that weighed as much as a Japanese import?

By the end of the chase they had graduated to trying to run me down with their mo-peds. I escaped by hiding in a building of some sort. Here is the part that's kind of creepy, inside this house is my little brother, who by the way is also trying to kill me, and while he is doing that I'm trying to capture this really wicked looking spider. It was about as big as my hand, shiny black with no distinguishing marks. It wasn't round like a Black Widow, it was shaped almost exactly like your common garden spider. I had the feeling that it was increadibly dangerous and I think I was going to use it on the chubby-duo. I've tried looking the spider up on the internet but the only black spiders I can find are Widows. 

 

 

 

   

 

Well I guess it turns out I'm a sucker for sunsets. The other day I was driving home from work and caught a spectacular one on my cell. Then, thinking of you guys, I went to Radio Shack and ordered a cable so that I could hook my phone up to the computer and download the images onto the site. Now that I have figured out how to  create a photo album. Just for kicks, I looked up some sunsets on the internet and added them to my first ever photo album. Got some cool ones from NASA. I'll be adding some more as time goes on.

 

 

Alright don't laugh, somebody else inspired me and I figured you'll never see me anyway, so I'm gonna try some poetry.

On second thought, go ahead and laugh you filthy !@#$%^&*.

 

                Oh Shepherd

There are wolves among your flock.

But we are among them too.

We are the ones who do not go where the Sheep go.

We are the ones who do not do as the Sheep do.

We follow no one, we lead no one, we bow to no one.

We do as the Sheep will not, what they are told they should not.

We are the Merciless Enforcers, the tools of justice.

We are the Dogs of War, we stand before the Evil.

We sacrifice our freedom, our lives.

For the Sheep who do not even like us.

We are the Knights, the Soldiers,

The Swords Against The Darkness.

 

 

 

Add this site to your places to go. "Defeat serves as good a purpose as victory, it shakes the soul and lets the glory out."

 

 

I was almost captured today. A few customers united and tried to trap me, but my years working here have made me nimble and quick and I was able to evade them by jumping behind a pallet of peat moss. I nearly landed on the remains of another employee. It looked like he had been there quite awhile. It was obvious that the customers got him, there were tooth marks on his skull and most of his clothes were gone. I pulled apart a couple of bags of moss and covered him, I would have said a prayer for him but I was interupted by a manager, probably wanting me to do another "project." I climbed the racking and ran into a few employees who were alive and well, they bragged about thier forty-five minute coffee break. I left them to thier gossip and headed for the restroom, my fourth trip this morning. I thought about the employee that I buried, did I know him? Did the same fate await me? To be eaten by customers, what a horrible way to go.

Freakin go here baby.

 

 

 

 

hooah. baby.